The recent
careers of Sylvester Stallone and Robert De Niro haven’t exactly been defined
by prestige pictures, so it is saying something that even they should be above Grudge Match, a cynical, laborious piece
of so-called “comedic” filmmaking that barely even bothers to shoot for the
lowest common denominator. It’s not a surprise that director Peter Segal has
two Happy Madison projects under his belt, since Grudge Match similarly piles on the crass, uninspired gags until it
abruptly decides it wants the audience to take its characters seriously. The
actors look like they’re being held hostage, and the only time the film has any
life is when Kevin Hart shows up to do his usual Kevin Hart thing. At least he
seems happy to be there. Everyone else wants out, and it’s hard to blame them.
Grudge Match was quite blatantly pitched as “Rocky vs. Raging Bull,” and it makes sure to pack in plenty of in-jokes that
play on the central pair’s star power. The idea is this: back in the ’80s,
Stallone’s Henry ‘Razor’ Sharp and De Niro’s Billy ‘The Kid’ McDonnen fought
twice, with each winning once. The titular grudge match never happened, since Sharp
retired from boxing soon after the second bout. Now, all these years later,
Hart wants the two of them to get together for one last fight, and plenty of
old age jokes ensue, none of them particularly original. There is also a
subplot involving Sharp’s old flame Kim Basinger’s Sally, as well as McDonnen’s
son B.J. (Jon Bernthal).
This is the kind
of film that seems incapable of surprising audiences, though many who buy
tickets are probably not looking to be surprised. If so, this is precisely what
they are looking for. There’s definitely a movie that could be made about De
Niro and Stallone trying to recapture the glory of their younger days, but
instead of offering redemption, Grudge
Match just makes their current state all the more depressing. It’s a film
that tries so hard to celebrate the careers of its two stars, but then it too
frequently resorts to demeaning them for a cheap laugh. I’ve no doubt that
Stallone and De Niro want to prove their relevance to a younger generation, but choosing to make a film like Grudge Match is part of the
problem and not the solution.
Grade: D
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