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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Speechless.

So, Megan Fox quits Transformers 3. Apparently she called Michael Bay "Hitler" or something (which I buy).

But you know who loves Michael Bay? Heidi Montag. She is described on Wikipedia as a "reality television personality and recording artist". Her credentials include The Hills and I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!. This certainly merits an acting career, no?

But she wants to be in Transformers 3 now. Like REALLY bad, you guys. And she wants you to know it, as you can see below.




WOW. Now how can "artistic brilliant genius" Michael Bay ignore that? Too bad he might be hiring a Victoria's Secret model instead, this would have been far more entertaining.

But I won't put it past him. Even now Michael Bay is proving that he cares not about ability to act but instead a woman's ability to captivate his brain which is comparable to that of a middle school boy who is just learning that boys and girls are "different".

None of this changes the fact that this is freaking hilarious.

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