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Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Rejects of 2010


These are the rejects of 2010. While some were well-received critically, all were unable to find a substantial audience in theaters. None of these films will appear on my forthcoming "Best of the Year" post, and as such there are no masterpieces to be found here. Some of these films I don't even like very much. However, they all deserve a second chance on DVD, the chance with audiences they never got during their initial release. Here is the list, in alphabetical order:


The Ghost Writer
A fascinating thriller from Roman Polanski, telling the story of a ghost writer (Ewan McGregor) who has been hired to write the memoirs of Adam Lang (Pierce Brosnan), the former British prime minister. As the film goes on, the writer begins to discover there is more to Lang’s past than one would initially suspect. It doesn’t haunt your dreams, but it’s more than intriguing while it lasts.

Going the Distance
The romantic comedy genre has long been a wasteland, and exceptions are few and far between. This year was no different, but one film, Going the Distance, was able to separate itself from the pack. Chronicling a long-distance relationship between characters played by Justin Long and Drew Barrymore (yawn, right?), the film uses an intelligent script and an engaging cast to create a romantic comedy of unusual honesty and humor.

Green Zone
For one reason or another, Hollywood just can’t get you people to go see a solid drama/action movie about the Iraq War. One year after The Hurt Locker became the lowest-grossing Best Picture winner of all time, Green Zone was released in theaters to equally inauspicious box office. It isn’t the most sure handed when it comes to jugging the high-velocity action and the (out of date) political issues, but director Paul Greengrass could make a slam-bang action movie out of No Exit.

Hereafter
Many have called Clint Eastwood’s Hereafter a sleepy trifle, but I found it strangely and subtly powerful. It doesn’t have a whole lot to say when it comes to the afterlife, but above all it makes the case that we, as a species, need an afterlife to believe in. It builds into something beautiful despite its flaws, which are many.

It’s Kind of a Funny Story
The teenage psych ward comedy/drama (not dramedy) It’s Kind of a Funny Story is a bit too bright and cheery for its own good, but it plays into all of those adolescent feelings of “my life is awful” in a poignant way. The best part, however, is the performance of Zach Galifianakis, which hints at a greatness that lies beneath the surface. Instead, the film settles for the old clichés, but many will still be able to look past it.

Kick-Ass
This one comes with a gigantic freaking warning label, as it is likely about half of those who see Kick-Ass will probably despise it. At a moral level, it’s reprehensible, but it’s made with enough energy and flair that you might not mind the awful things that 13-year-old Chloë Grace Moretz is doing onscreen. I saw it in a crowded movie theater, where there was a group of obviously intoxicated twentysomething guys in the back of the room laughing, cheering and shouting at every new ultraviolent development. Try to replicate that environment and you’ll have a good enough time. This one didn't necessarily fail at the box office, but it didn't blow anyone away.

Leaves of Grass
I saw this one a while back and never found time to review it, but it’s an intriguing film from Tim Blake Nelson which stars Edward Norton as a college professor and… Edward Norton as his pot-dealing twin brother. Norton is positively brilliant here in a film that changes tones far too often (the violence is a wee bit too much), but when it stays in the realm of comedy it becomes far more fun to behold. It’s Coen brothers-lite.

Let Me In
If you haven’t seen the Swedish film Let the Right One In, then I wholeheartedly recommend the American remake Let Me In, which covers the same plot with a similar tone throughout. As such, it’s nearly equally powerful at points, and my original review simply seemed negative because it never truly needed to be made. However, Let Me In’s failure in America is a bit disheartening, as that means you all are missing out on one of the best stories the recent vampire craze ever gave us. This film, along with Kick-Ass, solidified Chloë Grace Moretz as the young girl who, if necessary, will freaking tear you apart.

MacGruber
Jorma Taccone’s MacGruber is, strictly speaking, not a good film. However, it’s an incredibly silly good time for all those who are up for it. Will Forte brings his Saturday Night Live character to the big screen with predictably insane results, and the story seems intent on cranking up this insanity scene after scene. MacGruber, like many of the films on this list, is not for everyone, but it’s far better than its dreary box office would indicate. It wasn’t even able to make back its $10 million budget, and it was removed from theaters as quickly as it arrived.

Morning Glory
A delightfully giddy film which features Rachel McAdams as the incredibly caffeinated producer of Daybreak¸ a national morning show on the verge of cancellation. Of course it’s predictable, but like Going the Distance it’s intelligent enough to get by, and the cast performs admirably. Of all the year’s box office failures, this one might sadden me the most.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
I liked Edgar Wright’s Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. However, many loved it, and some call it one of the best films of the year. I would wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone, as it is undoubtedly one of the most original and energetic. Sadly, it isn’t quite able to sustain itself for the entire running time, dooming itself from the moment it decided to run with all seven evil exes. I want to like it more than I do, but it certainly deserved better than it got in theaters.

Splice
Another one that’s hard to defend, and I’m not entirely sure I want to, but it’s a bold, inventive psychological horror film that goes places that few filmmakers dare to go. Sadly, it drastically misfires in its final act, but I hope all can agree that its intentions were admirable. Some may dismiss it as stupid, but that’s merely the result of trying really hard to be intelligent. Splice has to be seen to be believed, and sadly not many people have done either.

Stay tuned for more posts chronicling the year in film.

13 comments:

  1. I would guess the main reason the Green Zone and Morning Glory failed is most people do not trust Hollywood or any biased media to get it right.
    Rich Krause Titusville fl.

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  2. Green Zone was one of 2010's best film, it's a shame films about Iraq don't get much appreciation from audiences...

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  3. "Most people" (read: idiots) don't trust "Hollywood" (read: liberal, Jew-run media) to get a light-hearted comedy about a struggling morning show right? Are they afraid it portrays weathermen (read: Godless queers) sympathetically or something?

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  4. Between "Visioneers" and "...Funny Story" (and even his bit part in "Into The Wild"), Zach Galifianakis shows he can do drama as well as the slapstick comedy of "Out Cold" and "Hangover" he finally got some recognition for.

    LONG LIVE THE BEARD!

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  5. You are right about GREEN ZONE. Forget the politics (which I happen to agree with) it was another Greengrass directed slam-bang action film (with brains). Is there any other filmmaker who brings as much adrenaline to the screen as he does?

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  6. I have not seen a lot of those films, though of the ones I have seen, I loved Kick Ass and Splice - though I agree it falls apart a bit at the end. I found Scott Pilgrim and....a painful experience! Although, from a technical standpoint, it is pretty awesome. The only one I actually want to see of the others is Let Me In; maybe Green Zone, even though war films are not really my thing.

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  8. Timothy, I deleted your comment because while your comments were welcome, the profanity/homophobia within was not. This is for future reference, if you ever decide to come back. I moderate my comments carefully, no matter how few I get.

    Thanks to everyone for reading, and the vast number of you who read but never commented. This was by far the best day my site has had, and I hope you all decide to come back in the future and read/comment. Everything is appreciated!

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  9. I admire your willingness to defend "Splice" even though I personally hated it. It's ambitious and willing to venture in directions which very few filmmakers tred (it's post-modern depiction of family and sexual identity recalls the early work of Cronenberg). Unfortunately, the character detailing and construction of the film are completely unconvincing: these characters are meant to be some of the most brilliant in the world, yet many of their reasons for doing what they do are either implausible (the characters just mentioning that their actions are unethical in passing does not give the film any kind of moral ambiguity) or completely cliched - there should be a drinking game whenever someone says "I don't even know who you are anymore" or "What are you doing?" or any other stale screenwriter's conceit.

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  10. Although it seems like Zach G is EVERYWHERE these days, I totally agree that he flashed something a little different in "Funny Story". However, Rachel McAdams was the only thing I liked about "Morning Glory".

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  11. MacGruber was hands down the best comedy of 2010.

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  12. I hear you, Andrew. In fact, I personally didn't love it. (I reviewed it a while back, but don't go looking for it. The review is not particularly good.)

    I just admire the sheer ambition of it. It's striving not to be the average monster movie, and I was willing to follow it to where it was going, as misguided as it was. Audiences, as a whole, understandably rejected it. This post in general is a long attempt to play devil's advocate.

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  13. @moviereviewsfromthedark

    In a way, Rachel McAdams WAS "Morning Glory".

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