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Thursday, August 2, 2012

Trailer Trash (8/2/12)



Volume 30: Bothersome Blond Bardem Bullies Bond Badly



Skyfall
Dir: Sam Mendes – Planned release date: November 9
After several months of nothing but teasers and buzz from the set, we finally get our first truly substantive look at the new Bond film Skyfall, and it is impressive. This trailer is a bit too revealing at times for my taste—in particular, I would have preferred they keep the whole “Bond gets shot” thing a surprise—but there’s still a whole lot of mystery going into these final few months of anticipation. In particular, I’m thrilled by how little they’re telling us about Javier Bardem’s villain. Past trailers have given us nothing but a spooky silhouette, and now we see Bardem in all his creepy, blond glory. There isn’t a whole lot to not like about the prospect of Skyfall right now, and the idea of a Bond film that actually deals with problems closer to home is something that gels well with the personality Craig brings to the table. Finally, we seem to be getting the follow-up that Casino Royale truly deserves. If we all work together, we can just forget that Quantum of Solace was ever a thing.


Cloud Atlas
Dir: Tom Tykwer, Lana & Andy Wachowski – Planned release date: October 26
Well… this looks like it’ll be something, dunnit? Based on a 2004 novel by David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas is a 164-minute epic that stars a good chunk of Hollywood and is directed by Tom Tykwer (Run Lola Run) and the Wachowski siblings (The Matrix). It’s unmistakably a gargantuan, ridiculously ambitious project, but I’m not sure if there is a filmmaker on this earth who can contain all the characters, stories and themes at play within a single film. It will be a lot of fun to see the Tykwer/Wachowski team give it a crack, and I quite like the visual aesthetic they’ve chosen, but I fear it could become an overly-busy, unwieldy thing. Based on all I’ve heard about this project, if it isn’t a mess it will be a miracle. That said, any world where filmmakers like Tykwer and the Wachowskis get $100 million to put something like this together sounds like a good world to me.


Killing Them Softly
Dir: Andrew Dominik – Planed release date: October 19
Meanwhile, back on Earth, we have the trailer for Andrew Dominik’s crime thriller Killing Them Softly, which got some very positive reviews when it premiered at Cannes earlier this year. It has a cast filled with the usual crime movie suspects—Ray Liotta and James Gandolfini, how are you doing?—but it also has some arthouse cred along with Brad Pitt in your starring role. This alone is a sign that you’ve got to be dealing with at least somewhat interesting material. Even if it’s not great, Killing Them Softly at least has the benefit of being the exact kind of movie that I eat for breakfast. Heck, I even liked Kill the Irishman, a film that none of you bothered to see. So yeah, get ready for my ‘B+’ review of Killing Them Softly! Out this October!


The Paperboy
Dir: Lee Daniels – Planned release date: October 5
Lee Daniels’ Precious has its opponents, but I mostly stand by it as a very good, appropriately tragic film. However, Daniels’ new film The Paperboy looks downright nuts, and the buzz coming out of Cannes seems to back this up. Some were relatively kind to it, but just as many started slinging mud at it from the get-go. I’d be lying if this movie didn’t at least look somewhat intriguing, but most of the reactions seem to indicate that Daniels doesn’t approach this material with nearly as much silliness as it deserves. The trailer sells a big-old piece of soap opera pulp, but according to some critics Daniels seems to think his film is destined for Oscar gold. Based on the buzz, its destiny may in fact lie in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart.


Paranormal Activity 4
Dir: Ariel Schulman & Henry Joost – Planned release date: October 19
The Paranormal Activity series doomed itself from the beginning of its second installment, when it decided to devote the sequels to exploring the least interesting angle possible: the origin of the demon that haunted the couple in the original movie. It would have been far more interesting to turn it into something of an anthology series, but instead we just get another version of the same old crap with as little invention as possible. Outside of the ingenious little FanCam in PA3, it’s been a case of nothing but diminishing returns. This year’s installment Paranormal Activity 4 thankfully doesn’t take us back to a nightmare of haunted sonograms, but it still makes the vital mistake of thinking we care about the legend of Katie Featherston. Just scare us in new and interesting ways, darn you! The first two sequels have mostly failed to accomplish this, and this trailer for Paranormal Activity 4 simply takes us through the same beats. But fear not! It will still make all of the money!

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